Oh, yeah, tough guy?!
I was out of the office today. Just like clockwork, a new ransom note and a new blackmail photo showed up on my desk. Here they are. As you can see, it appears our little buddy's situation has gotten worse. But do not despair. If you look closely, Woody still has a smile on his face. Even when the chips are down, you can't shake Woody's resolve. Stand Tall Woody!Also of note, the first two ransom notes, the first photo and my "Have You Seen Me?" poster all disappeared. Is there a connection? Only time will tell. But it does suggest that the Terrorists are becoming embolden by my absence, and I am going to be out alot this week. Stay tuned....These are men without conscience, and they cannot be appeased. If we're not fighting and destroying this enemy there, they would not be idle. They would be plotting around the world and within our own borders. By fighting these terrorists there, we are defeating a direct threat to us. Against this adversary there is only one effective response: We will never back down, we will never give in, and we will never accept anything less than complete victory.
By the way, we STILL DO NOT NEGOTIATE WITH TERRORISTS!
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posted by Lonnie S. at 7:51 PM
5 Comments:
providing ski lessons would only bring the enemy closer, and would prove their victory.
Woody is still smiling because the picture was taken before the power was turned on. He was feeling a little less chipper about 2 seconds and 1.21 gigawatts later. Picture to follow.
A contract agreeing to lessons for the three would put an end to the little guy's suffering. Its up to you Lonnie
sometimes sacrifices of innocent lives have to be made in the face of terrorism
Whoa, 1.21 gigawatts is the exact energy input required to power the flux capacitor. We could be dealing with time-travelling terrorists. Woody could be being held in an alternate time-space continuum.
Perhaps the solution is to travel around the country giving speeches about how we will defeat the "fascists" and we won't "cut and run". Maybe that won't help Woody but it'll make the terrorists think twice in the future.
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