"There's A Snake in My Boots!"

So this all started just about a week ago. I come in to work and find a "Confidential" envelope on my chair. No big deal, must be something from HR. I open it and to my surprise I find the following!

A ransom note! <--Link

NO! I look up and sure enough Woody's gone! Our response was quick. WE DO NOT NEGOTIATE WITH TERRORISTS! The terrorists started this fight, and let me make this clear, we will end it at a time and place of our choosing.

Until my next reply....
L