"You're my favorite deputy!"

The administration is please to announce the newest member of the team as we fight this war on terror. We now have a new "Director of Cubeland Security". Dan has egeraly agreed to tackle the job.

Good luck friend. You knew your job would be difficult when you accepted it. We both know that 1 person alone cannot protect all of our assets 24/7/365. All of our people, but especially Sponge Bob, Rex and Droplet, feel less vulnerable and safer with you on the job.

And tonight I also pleased announce a distinguished American that lead this effort, to strengthen American security: a co-worker, a true patriot, a trusted friend. He will lead, oversee and coordinate a comprehensive strategy to safeguard us against terrorism, and respond to any attacks that may come. These measures are essential. But the only way to defeat terrorism as a threat to our way of life is to stop it, eliminate it, and destroy it where it grows.