You've Got A Friend in Me...
Drama Alert, Code Yellow
In this complicated world, sometimes allies don't see eye to eye. While both my strive for the same goal, the perceived path to victory may not look the same.
After yesterdays impasse, a long summit was held. Issues were discussed on both sides. We realize that sometimes our allies are in complicated political situations. While they may strive to be the best partner possible, they might also limited by what they are allowed to disclose due to internal and external political pressures.
We realize that you did not ask to be put in the situation you are in. The Terrorists forced their will upon you. You did not ask for the information you were given. The Terrorists betrayed your trust and put you in this difficult situation. Given these facts, we have decided that we must re-double our human and electronic intelligence efforts in order to intercept these comminiques before anymore harm can come to our peoples. By any measure, these are patriotic acts that protect freedom. Had these safegards been in place on the day of the attack, it is quite possible all of this could have been prevented.
In the end, it was determined, based on specific but limited information provided to us, that the ally in question should be restored to the circle of trust. Welcome back to the "Coalition of the Woody". It's comforting to know you are with us, and not with the terrorists.
These are savage acts of violence but they have not brought the terrorists any closer to achieving their strategic objectives. The terrorists failed to stop the transfer of sovereignty. They failed to incite a civil war. They failed to break our Coalition and force a mass withdrawal by our allies.
In this complicated world, sometimes allies don't see eye to eye. While both my strive for the same goal, the perceived path to victory may not look the same.
After yesterdays impasse, a long summit was held. Issues were discussed on both sides. We realize that sometimes our allies are in complicated political situations. While they may strive to be the best partner possible, they might also limited by what they are allowed to disclose due to internal and external political pressures.
We realize that you did not ask to be put in the situation you are in. The Terrorists forced their will upon you. You did not ask for the information you were given. The Terrorists betrayed your trust and put you in this difficult situation. Given these facts, we have decided that we must re-double our human and electronic intelligence efforts in order to intercept these comminiques before anymore harm can come to our peoples. By any measure, these are patriotic acts that protect freedom. Had these safegards been in place on the day of the attack, it is quite possible all of this could have been prevented.
In the end, it was determined, based on specific but limited information provided to us, that the ally in question should be restored to the circle of trust. Welcome back to the "Coalition of the Woody". It's comforting to know you are with us, and not with the terrorists.
These are savage acts of violence but they have not brought the terrorists any closer to achieving their strategic objectives. The terrorists failed to stop the transfer of sovereignty. They failed to incite a civil war. They failed to break our Coalition and force a mass withdrawal by our allies.
posted by Lonnie S. at 10:53 PM
6 Comments:
Who is this yet unnamed ally?
Dear Anonymous,
There has been much behind the scenes pressure for us to reveal this source. However, out of respect for this persons identity, and fear for their safety, they shall remain anonymous. From this point on, they shall be known as Pattie/Stan...
L
Boy this pattie/stan seems like a real bad person. how can they sleep at night?
There are no allies...only you Lonnie...and us, the three. There can be but one resolution.
What is all of this circle of trust bull$#!+....there is no trust without lessons. Lessons now or woody gets it
So, the axis of evil reveals itself.
Bring It On!!
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