Monday, October 30, 2006

No More Mr. Nice Guy...

"Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry..."

Yup. We've got a new ally in the war on terror. Brought out of his basement prison, the Incredible Hulk is now on the scene. He's not a "replacement" for Woody, we have several "body doubles" for that role, he is a seasoned crime fighting veteran. Terrorists, watch out. His rage knows no bounds.

Due to the new security forces we have in place and the lack of any sign of activity from the terrorists, the Security threat level is now being lowered to YELLOW

"The terrorists are as brutal an enemy as we've ever faced. They're unconstrained by any notion of our common humanity, or by the rules of warfare. No one should underestimate the difficulties ahead, nor should they overlook the advantages we bring to this fight. "

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