"Are you shrink-wrapped?"

We received a new ransom note yesterday. No photo of woody this time, but there was a note from "Woody" along with the ransom note. However, we have reasons to doubt it's really from Woody. We have a couple of reasons to believe this. 1). It's a type written note. As far as we know, woody cannot type. 2) Woody would NEVER cooperate with terrorists. 3). My name is MISSPELLED in the note. The real woody would NEVER mis-spell my name. We do however believe this note is genuine. They knew the details of what had happened to woody to a tee, and more importantly, the particulars of the delivery of the note was exactly as they have been in the past. We cannot give out these details, as they might compromise our search for the terrorists.

So there you go. The same old tit for tat that's been going on for almost 6 weeks now. Despite the whisperings that we have neglected out duties, we are still making progress and the terrorists will be brought to justice any day.


History tells us that logic is false. We didn't create terrorism by fighting terrorism. This is not the reason why the terrorists are at war against us.