"Just, just keep looking..."

Well our report yesterday of Woody's return wasn't 100% accurate. The "woody" we posted yesterday was, in fact, a "body double". We employed this tactic to try to confuse and disorient the terrorists. For various reasons, which we obviously cannot disclose at this time, we think it worked.

The bad news, however, is that the "real" Woody is still missing, along with Sponge Bob. We are still doing what we can to look for them, but we haven't heard anything in days. We've also have folks bring me a "replacement". Thanks for the thoughts, but it would be hard to "replace" Woody and Bob.

We’ve also added a couple of new features. The first one we added a few days ago. It’s the “Woody Alert Status” on the right hand sidebar. It shows the current perceived terrorist threat level. The second feature is related to the first. The color of the daily quote is now going to be changed to the color of the threat level on that day. This will give us a running record of where we were on any particular day.

We have endured trials before, and we face a difficult road ahead. Winning this fight will require the determined efforts of a unified country, and we must put aside our differences and work together to meet the test that history has given us. We will defeat our enemies. We will protect our people. And we will lead the 21st century into a shining age of human liberty.