Thursday, September 14, 2006

"Ha ha!! To Infinity and Beyond!!"

NEW RANSOM NOTE!

After almost 2 weeks of silence, the terrorists have finally made contact again! This time with a new ransom note and photo. Taking a page straight out of SID's playbook, Woody appears to be in his greatest danger yet. But you have to hand it to the little guy, even in the face of certain death, he still has that same content smile on his face. But maybe Woody remembers how this story ended in the film. In the movie, the rocket wasn't the end of Woody and Buzz, it took them back home. I bet the terrorists forgot that part!

We still have no word on Sponge Bob. There is also another toy napping victim that we don't want to talk about for security reasons.

We know what the terrorists believe, we know what they have done, and we know what they intend to do. And now the world's free people must summon the will to meet this great challenge. The road ahead is going to be difficult, and it will require more sacrifice. Yet we can have confidence in the outcome, because we've seen freedom conquer tyranny and terror before.

6 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

TERRORISTS SUCK!

11:14 AM, September 14, 2006  
Blogger Lonnie S. said...

They kinda do don't they! Don't worry, Woody's tough. He can take it.

11:15 AM, September 14, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

These terrorists must be a bunch of NUTCAKES!

12:10 PM, September 14, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bwaaahahahaha

12:11 PM, September 14, 2006  
Blogger Lonnie S. said...

If they are the ones leaving these messages, I won't disgree...

12:14 PM, September 14, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe Woody just LIKES riding other people's rockets.... not that there's anything wrong with that.

4:43 PM, September 14, 2006  

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