"Wait for the signal."
Well, I really expected to get back here today and have some sort of indication as to what happened to Sponge Bob. But, I was wrong. There was, in a word, Nothing. Nada. Zippo. Zilch. This raises even more questions. Are the folks that grabbed Sponge Bob the same group of terrorists? Is this a splinter cell? Or is it a completely new group of terrorists? At this point, we have no idea. Since everything seems quiet, we are reducing the threat alert to Code Orange until further notice. Also, given the recent developments, we have moved Rex and Droplet to a secure location.
We've recently started electronic surveillance of some suspected terrorists. Unfortunately, our efforts failed to uncover any evidence of Woody, or of Sponge Bob. Given the location that we had to photograph, we we're unable to obtain full coverage of the areas that we are trying to survey. This happens occasionally in the electronic warfare game. We are in the process of repositioning our assets to obtain better coverage. In the meantime, I can show you some declassified images that we were able to obtain. I'm sorry about the poor quality of these images, we had to reduce the resolution in order to declassify them. In one we were lucky enough to catch a glimpse of one of the suspected kidnappers.
And there's only one path to safety and that's the path of action, the Puppet Act. We must continue to stay on the offense when it comes to chasing these terrorists down and bringing them to justice -- and we will. We've got to be strong and resolute and determined. We will never show weakness in the face of these people who have no soul, who have no conscience, who care less about the life of a man or a woman or a child. We've got to do everything we can here at home. And there's no doubt in my mind that, with the Almighty's blessings and hard work, that we will succeed in our mission.
We've recently started electronic surveillance of some suspected terrorists. Unfortunately, our efforts failed to uncover any evidence of Woody, or of Sponge Bob. Given the location that we had to photograph, we we're unable to obtain full coverage of the areas that we are trying to survey. This happens occasionally in the electronic warfare game. We are in the process of repositioning our assets to obtain better coverage. In the meantime, I can show you some declassified images that we were able to obtain. I'm sorry about the poor quality of these images, we had to reduce the resolution in order to declassify them. In one we were lucky enough to catch a glimpse of one of the suspected kidnappers.
And there's only one path to safety and that's the path of action, the Puppet Act. We must continue to stay on the offense when it comes to chasing these terrorists down and bringing them to justice -- and we will. We've got to be strong and resolute and determined. We will never show weakness in the face of these people who have no soul, who have no conscience, who care less about the life of a man or a woman or a child. We've got to do everything we can here at home. And there's no doubt in my mind that, with the Almighty's blessings and hard work, that we will succeed in our mission.
posted by Lonnie S. at 7:08 AM
5 Comments:
As you can see in the photos, they have assets we can exploit if needed...
Hey, thas a blurry piture of me St. Francis, whad I do to git drug inta ths? Huh!
Well "Buzz", if that is your real name, all I can say is that all photographs were of those fingered as possible target by our extensive human intelligence network.
I can smell your fear as you grasp at straws.
Lessons Now! Let my people ski!!!
sad news as i return from working on roof. only a true savage would remove master bob from his safe home. i now think this is a job for curious george
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